ANNOUNCEMENT, EARTHLINGS: HONESTLY I'M WONDERING WHY WE DIDN'T HAVE ERIDAN PULL OUT THE MILK
Famous Last Words

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AN chan: Hey guys!! It's been a minute since we updated ehehehehe hope this makes up for it :3

 

Kankris POV

 

 

I w9ke up the next day in a 6asement. It was c9ld and dank (authorchan: LIKE SOLLUXS MEMES!!! Haha jk :,3) and i was s9 scared. Then a figure came 9ut 9f the darkness t9wards me.

 

 

It was... Eridan!

 

 

"Hehehe good morning kankle~" he said evilly. I was tied up s9 i couldnt do anything 6ut i tried to squirm.

 

 

"Let me G9!!!!" i screabed.

 

 

"No. Ill havve you knoww i recorded out little sexy advventure wwith sol last night" he held up his ph9ne. "And if you dont tell me wwhere your brother kar is i'll post it evverywwhere."

 

 

I started to cry. N969dy c9uld know that im n9t cel96ate anym9re. But i cant tell him ab9ut karkles. S9 what am i su99osed to do?

 

 

Eridan pov

 

 

I wwas so happy sol taught me how to do all this computery shit. Noww i can finally get wwhat i wwant: Karkats DEATH!!!

 

 

"Come on kankles, you havve thrity seconds to tell me before it goes livve EVVERYWWHERE~!!!!"

 

 

Kankri wwas all cryin n stuff and i could tell he wwas gonna givve in any minute.

 

 

Jankri finally snapped and curled up in a little ball on the ground.

 

 

"He's... in my hive... " he wwhimpered. I cackled evvilly and posted the vvideo anywway. The wworld needs to see my hot ass dammit!!!!

 

 

"Thank you kankles~" i said and gavve him a little kiss on the horn and he moaned like a pailslut before leavving.

 

Off to find kar once again!!!!